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|Saturday, 29 January 2011 21:12|
Tired of the same boring holidays? Annoyed with the commercialization of your former favorite holidays? Holidays found on other websites just not cutting it for you? Well then you're just in luck! ASSC Studios is offering you not one, not two, but Three new holidays for the low low price of buying something from our store(s). Ok you don't have to buy something from our stores to celebrate I just really wanted to promote our stores. What? You think running a completely random website that's created 3 holidays since 2001 is cheap? Where's your holiday(s) spirit(s)? Damn it buy from our stores! jsdksdafksdafksadkljsadklfklhhhh
Oh sorry I must have blacked out there for a second. Where was I? Oh yeah that's right. ASSC Studios has created three holidays for those who want to celebrate more than the sixteenishtwentysomething holidays you normally celebrate in a given year! That and we're kind of desperate for attention and are hoping these holidays will get us hits or at least a footnote somewhere.
Oh yeah and if you're any of these bastards you can go to hell. You may claim to have over 270 Febtober Fests but we know you're lying. We've been having the real and true Febtober Fests since 2005 not your sorry excuse for getting drunk that you created in 2008. Stupid frat boys.
Our holidays include Sonic Overload, [The Real] Febtober Fest, and Pidmujock.
Sonic Overload is a holiday that changes every year and usually falls on one of the second or third to last Friday in January. It is a video game playing holiday more specifically a video gaming holiday where you play Sonic the Hedgehog Games.
Febtober Fest is a holiday created for complete randomness in 2005 (not as a sorry excuse to get drunk in 2008). It is a week long holiday that starts on April 23 and ends on April 29 though sometimes it includes the first Saturday of May as an observed date.
Finally there's Pidmujock which is the most epic holiday ever. It was created we found out some stupid drunk frat boys stole our first holiday (Febtober Fest). Out of anger we created the most epic holiday ever to overepic all other holidays including both Febtober Fests (take that drunken college students).
Still not satisfied with the ASSC Studios created holidays? Well then take a breather buy some stuff from our stores then check out the list of holidays below that we here at ASSC Studios will be celebrating in 2011:
Oh and did I mention you should buy our stuff for the gift giving holidays?
|Last Updated on Saturday, 29 January 2011 22:19|