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November 26, 2017

We had an off year election semi-recently so I figured it'd be a good time to update the election center before the FCC rules you can't come to ASSC Studios without paying more money to your ISP.  Hell the amount of parody we do on the government and corporations they'll probably just ban ASSC from the states completely because apparently Democracy and Fascism are now synonymous. *ahem* Slowly we are starting to swing historical data.  Unfortunately the new data only seems to be swinging purple states and Kentucky but let's face it we know how Kentucky is going to vote in 2020.  If you think I'm wrong just think which letter Kentucky starts with.  Seriously really think about it.  Who helped get the yelling tangerine into office?  Yeah I'm saying white supremacists support Trump.  (I'm apparently really begging the FCC to destroy Net Neutrality to get ASSC Studios banned aren't I)?  Regardless if it's just the purple states showing moving data (along with the Great Commonwealth of Kentuckistan) it's a swing the right direction.  Unfortunately it's probably not going to continue as it seems that more Democrats than Republicans are unable to keep in their pants though there are some Republicans that can't *cough* Moore *cough* Trump *cough* but hey as we found out last year the American people are stupid sheep that gravitate to the loudest person in the room and since a certain yelling tangerine is ignoring the Republican accusations we're probably still boned.  But hey this map shows otherwise!  Let's see what our predictions say:

DEMOCRATS: 

40.92% chance of winning Congress in 2018
36.77% chance of winning White House in 2020

Candidate Primary Chance Election Chance
Biden 24% 38.5%
Blumenthal N/A 42%
Booker 17% 29.83%
Castro 4% N/A
Clinton N/A 24%
Cuban N/A 39.33%
Cuomo 8% 2.83%
Delaney 0% 38%
Gillibrand 2% 23.5%
Franken N/A 24.17%
Harris 2% 41.5%
Hickenlooper 2% N/A
Johnson N/A 42%
Klobuchar 6% N/A
Obama (Michelle) N/A 40%
O'Malley 10.5% N/A
Ryan 1% N/A
Sandberg 4% N/A
Sanders 31% 39.19%
Schultz 1% N/A
Warren 13% 37.33%
Winfrey N/A 47%
Zuckerberg 2% 39%


REPUBLICANS:

58.04% Chance of winning Congress in 2018
49.03% Chance of winning White House in 2020

Candidate Primary Chance Election Chance
Cotton N/A 1%
Cruz N/A 16.33%
Kasich 46.5% 16.86%
Pence 27% 33.4%
Sasse N/A 14.5%
Trump 43.5% 50.11%

 

INDEPENDENTS:

0.87% chance of winning Congress in 2018
7.91% chance of winning White House in 2020

Candidate Election Chance
Scarborough 18%

LIBERTARIANS:

0.02% chance of winning Congress in 2018
2.49% chance of winning White House in 2020

Candidate Primary Chance Election Chance
Amash N/A 13.03%
Byrne N/A 0%
Campbell N/A 4.45%
Johnson N/A 7%
Kerbel N/A 3.45%
Kokesh N/A 4.28%
McAfee N/A 3%
McCormick N/A 0%
Miron N/A 5.65%
Paul N/A 29.5%
Perry N/A 1%
Petersen N/A 22.5%
Ruwart N/A 2.8%
Sanford N/A 1%
Sarwark N/A 16%
Schiff N/A 8.2%
Sharoe N/A 25.38%
Ventura N/A 3.5%
Weld N/A 8.5%

GREEN:

0.01% chance of winning Congress in 2018
0.87% chance of winning White House in 2020

CONSTITUTION

0.00% chance of winning Congress in 2018
0.16% chance of winning White House in 2020

WORKING FAMILIES

0.01% chance of winning Congress in 2018
0.01% chance of winning White House in 2020

Unfortuatntely it looks like it's already starting where the percentages are showing something different than the map.  Last time this happened we got the Ameripocalypse.  But we are still three years out so hopefully we are not as boned as the numbers say we are.  Looking at the numbers and factoring the whole primary thing it's looking like a race of Sanders, Kasich, Scarborough, and...uh...no clear winner for the Libertarian primaries so let's just pick Paul with the biggest chance.  If this is the case (very unlikely FYI though I'm sure everyone is hoping for this scenario both left and right) it's a Sanders victory (map is right).  If we just look at the full national numbers (which going from last years seem to be the most accurate) it's Winfrey and Trump instead for the Democratic and Republican tickets.  Oh boy two TV personalities going head to head because we're not a laughing stock already.  But I digress, per usual.  If this is the case Trump wins (numbers are right).  Next planned update is end of January/beginning of February.  If we still have a country by then.  

 

May 1, 2017

It's been awhile since the Ameripocalypse now that we are done licking our wounds...well not really we still are.  Well half of us are...well technically 2/3 of us are.  Yeah Trump's approval ratings are in the toilet.  Protests every other day, scandals and flubs every day, trampling the Constitution, bill of rights, freedom, and liberty thanks a lot swings states and right wing radicals.  Anywho.....so I was wrong the last time by a few states because blah blah fake news blah blah blah.  Actually because we do our system electorally he really only won by a few thousand and I was predicting a win for him though electorally showed otherwise.  PLUS most polling is done where there are more people, more people live in cities, cities are usually more Democratic so in the sense the polls were slightly biases so hopefully more polling will be done in the exurbs in 2020.  With that said I have the above.  As you can see there is not much data in so it's mostly biased based on historical data which is why the south is blue and the north is red.  Plus the democrats are more split than with just Trump on the GOP.  Here are some predictions:

DEMOCRATS: 

41.54% chance of winning Congress in 2018
43.81% chance of winning White House in 2020

Candidate Primary Chance Election Chance
Biden N/A 38.5%
Booker 17% 15.71%
Castro 4% N/A
Clinton N/A 12.5%
Cuban N/A 40%
Cuomo 8% 3%
Gillibrand 3% N/A
Franken N/A 24.5%
Harris 3% N/A
Klobuchar 11% N/A
O'Malley 18% N/A
Sanders 4% 29.67%
Schultz 1% N/A
Warren N/A 24.63%
Winfrey N/A 47%


REPUBLICANS:

57.34% Chance of winning Congress in 2018
47.63% Chance of winning White House in 2020

Candidate Primary Chance Election Chance
Trump N/A 41.5%


INDEPENDENTS:

0.87% chance of winning Congress in 2018
7.72% chance of winning White House in 2200

LIBERTARIANS:

0.49% chance of winning White House in 2020

GREEN:

0.87% chance of winning White House in 2020

CONSTITUTION

0.16% chance of winning White House in 2020

So there you have it we're currently still boned.  The Democrats currently aren't listening to their own reports of why and how they lost and are thinking it was a turn out issue when really it was more of a turn over from the working class.  Oops.  So it's a pretty good chance that they still won't win Congress in 2018, hopefully they'll finally get their act together in 2020 so the above doesn't happen.  In the mean time if we ignore the Democrats with N/As the most probable chance is Booker v Trump.  Let's just hope there's a country in 2020.

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