ASSC Studios' Holidays Overview
- Category: Holidays
- Last Updated: Sunday, 16 July 2017 21:05
- Published: Sunday, 11 September 2016 23:35
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Tired of the same boring holidays? Annoyed with the commercialization of your former favorite holidays? Holidays found on other websites just not cutting it for you? Well then you're just in luck! ASSC Studios is offering you not one, not two, but Three new holidays for the low low price of buying something from our store(s). Ok you don't have to buy something from our stores to celebrate I just really wanted to promote our stores. What? You think running a completely random website that's created 7 holidays since 2001 is cheap? Where's your holiday(s) spirit(s)? Damn it buy from our stores! jsdksdafksdafksadkljsadklfklhhhh
Oh sorry I must have blacked out there for a second. Where was I? Oh yeah that's right. ASSC Studios has created several holidays that are still being celebrated for those who want to celebrate more than the sixteenishtwentysomething holidays you normally celebrate in a given year! That and we're kind of desperate for attention and are hoping these holidays will get us hits or at least a footnote somewhere.
Oh yeah and if you're any of these bastards you can go to hell. You may claim to have over 270 Febtober Fests but we know you're lying. We've been having the real and true Febtober Fests since 2005 not your sorry excuse for getting drunk that you created in 2008. Stupid frat boys.
Our current holidays include Soniceenmas, Cult Week, Pidmufebjock Fest, and [The Real] Febtober Fest and Pidmujock which are not festivals of the most epic winter holiday ever...HOLIDAYS!
Soniceenmas is a holiday that starts the Friday before January 23 to the day before the Super Bowl. It is a video game playing holiday more specifically a video gaming holiday where you play Sonic the Hedgehog Games.
Cult Week is a holiday is the left overs of another holidays we celebrated known as Febtoberjock. This was a holiday that combined two holidays that were created for complete randomness in 2005 (not as a sorry excuse to get drunk in 2008) and 2010. It is a week long holiday that starts on April 23 and ends on April 29. The original (and real) Febtober Fest was combined with another holiday created by ASSC Studios called Pidmujock which was created when we found out some stupid drunk frat boys stole our first holiday (Febtober Fest). These two were then rolled in to part of our favorite holiday, Holidays.
Holidays of course is the most epic winter holiday ever. It was created through a series of questionnaires from 2014-2017 of combining the best things from every winter holiday, Febtober Fest, Pidmujock, Febtoberjock, as well as suggestions made over this time period. It's name came out of annoyance over the Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays Debate. If you can't say Merry Christmas (which seriously it really isn't a religious holiday any more if you really think about it) and have to say Happy Holidays there therefore must be a winter holidays called Holidays, and thus Holidays was born (take take far left liberals and neo-conservatives).
Still not satisfied with the ASSC Studios created holidays? Well then take a breather buy some stuff from our stores then check out the list of holidays below that we here at ASSC Studios will be celebrating in 2017:
|January||1||New Year's Day|
|17||St. Patrick's Day|
|April||1||April Fool's Day|
|16||Zombie Jesus Day|
|18||Velociraptor Awareness Day|
|May||4||Star Wars Day|
|7||Free Comic Book Day|
|17||National Dogert Day|
|8||Video Games Day|
|31||Feast of St. Leslie Nielsen|
|August||4||Sasquatch Awareness Day|
|14||Sega Genesis Day|
|18||Godzilla Awareness Day|
|12||Captain Picard Appreciation Day|
|17||Yuji Naka Day|
|24||Mudkip Appreciation Day|
|21||William Shatner Appreciation Day|
|24||Put on the Ramones Day|
|26||Time Travel Day|
|17-19||KISS Army Weekend|
|21||KISS Army Day|
|24||Sonic 2 Day/Black Friday|