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Happy Pi Day all!  As it's out favorite holiday at ASSC here's a new Random Stupidity.

March 3 (Super Tuesday)

Election Center FINALLY updated!  Ok after this I want to plan how to reunite certain Idiots of the World oh and make some Trumped and ASSC Studios Sprite Comics.  Go check us out Instagram at the very least as that's updated almost daily.  Don't forget about our YouTube page too as KSchad updates there at least weekly.

February 11
Welp, the New Hampshire polls are starting to close and results are coming in and I still have 16 states to go.  Needless to say you will have to wait at least another day for an Election Center update.  In the meantime catch us on Instagram because that's updated almost daily and YouTube is updated by Kyle a few times a week.  You can also check us out on Facebook, and Twitter but those get updated even less, especially our Facebook.  You can also check out Kirby's Instagram (again almost daily updates) and Kirby's twitter as he runs for 2020.  Oh yeah Kirby has a Facebook too but that gets updates the least amount out of any of these.

February 10
So...hopefully I'll be done tomorrow.  I seem to have not taken into account how many states we have in trying to get the Election Center updated today.  Hopefully I can get through the other 47 states by 8pm New Hampshire time tomorrow...

February 7
while you await the Election Center Update Monday here's a new Trumped to tie you over.

February 3
So much for making Trumpeds during the impeachment.  Well on to the Election...Center.  Almost.  See I had it in my head for whatever dumb reason that the Iowa Caucus was tomorrow but it's today.  Since it's today not tomorrow I was only able to finish Iowa not do a national general election for a real election center update.  I mean I will post my results for each candidates' (that has pollable numbers in Iowa) chances of winning Iowa in November (which also gives an order of who will probably win tonight, though Bloomberg is off because there isn't many poll with him so he's way to inflated) as a mini election center update but no big general election update.  I will however have enough time to post on February 10 the day before the New Hampshire Primary.  So catch you all then unless I actually manage to pull a few Trumpeds out before then.  If you don't want to head to the election center here's my predictions for Iowa:
Democrat: Biden
Republican Trump
Chances of Winning Iowa in November:

Biden Bloomberg Buttigieg Gabbard Klobuchar Sanders
24.33% 23.5% 17.36% 1.81% 6.34% 21.84%
Steyer Warren Yang Trump Walsh Weld
3.21% 19.84% 3.57% 53.16% 2% 7%

January 16, 2020
Happy new year, decade, month, whatever.  Long time no update!  And it's not even a fun update.  Just made a privacy policy.  We don't collect any data to sell and don't want California or Europe accusing us otherwise.  I'll try to finish that Trumped I started a month ago this weekend as it's looking like I should make 20 soon to be on part with Bushed and Baracked (roughly 12-13 per year).  In the meantime catch us on Instagram because that's updated almost daily and YouTube is updated at least weekly thanks to Kyle.

December 18:
The character battle is over!  Ok I know I said a Schnoz thing would be next but seeing as a certain Trump card has been impeached (of course we all know I am only speaking of the sprite) I may have to do at least one new Trumped soon.

December 15:
I saw today was the one year anniversary of the end of the 2018 character battle so I figured I should make this comic to have you guys vote in the final round of the 2019 one.

December 4:
Happy Holidays Eve everyone!  As such the Holidays Outline and thus the Holidays page have been updated to fix the Delibird issue and to adjust the possible team choices to reflect the 8th generation of Pokémon.  Happy Holidays!

December 3:
We're down to the final four in the character battle!  Be sure to vote for the top 2!

December 1:
Cleaned up the front page a little bit oh yeah and the character battle continues so why don't you go and vote in it.  Also don't forget to follow @asscstudios on InstagramFacebook, and Twitter!

November 28:
This comic would have been out Tuesday however I kept messing up making it.  Like royally.  So after my third attempt today alone I just went with the simplest way.  Oh well. Don't forget to vote in the character battle.  Oh yeah and for sure don't forget to follow @asscstudios on Instagram, Facebook, and Twitter!

November 24:
As seen in this sprite comic the 2019 Character Battle has begun.  Vote here!

November 3
With this new ASSC Studios there will be one left after it before the 2018 character battle finally starts.  Stay tuned.

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 October 26

A new ASSC Studios.  Trust me we're getting very close to the 2019 character battle.  Probably another 2 sprite comics, 3 tops.  I did not realize until a few days ago it's the 80th anniversary of the Wizard of Oz and also the 15th anniversary of the Wizard of Schnoz.  With that being said I will be delaying the sequel to Genesis after a Schnoz story after the character battle.  Woo!

October 9
The countdown to the 2019 Character battle continues.  Who are the 32 chosen?  Stay tuned!

September 23
A new ASSC Studios that begins the prelude to the Character Battle that will hopefully be over by the time I see Terminator: Dark Fate.  See the "Genesis" arc in the earlier ASSC Studios: The Sprite Comics to see what I mean.  Had a semi-productive meeting with some returning staff members to ASSC.  Hopefully it will lead to the return of some old features returning and for me to remember to ask Izzy to actually do something.  Oh yeah and don't forget to check out @asscstudios on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

September 2
Phew!  And the predictive text generated Random Stupidity ends!  Finally!  Now we can move on to the character battle build up and character battle.

August 13
Again this Random Stupidity took forever because this predictive text then ended up being weirder than I thought.  The good news is this comics gets us 93% of the way there!  Oh yeah and don't forget to check out @asscstudios on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.  Especially Instagram right now because we've been doing this whole #summerofnerdery thing since May.  

July 23
We are officially at the 80% mark with the predictive text generated Random Stupidity arc of madness!  Don't forget to check out @asscstudios on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram!

ASSC Day (July 23)
Happy ASSC Day everyone!  Let's take a break from Random Stupidity to celebrate the 18th anniversary of ASSC with this special ASSC Studios: The Sprite Comic.  Be sure to check us out @asscstudios on Facebook, Twitter, and Instgram where the latter this comic will be very late on because I forgot to post yesterday's comic to Instagram this morning.  D'oh!

July 22
Happy Early ASSC Day!  My gift to you is the knowledge that at least we're over half way done with this Random Stupidity predictive text generator madness.

July 15
According the document that the predictive text generator created this Random Stupidity should be the halfway point for this insanity.  I hope...

Canada Day
Happy Canada Day everyone!  Here's another super random and stupid Random Stupidity brought to you again by a random text generator!  Plus hey it mentions Mounties so yay Canada?  Yeah I can't wait for this to end either.  Then Character Battle.  Then Terminator Parody?  Need to follow up Genesis.  Oh hey and don't forget to follow @asscstudios on Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook.  Ok catch you all next random and stupid update.

 

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