Formally known as One Sentence Reviews (Test RunSeason 1, Season 2 pt. 1, Season 2 pt. 2, 12 Days of Christmas), Minute Reviews was created by KSchad. Having a love of movies and television his whole life, and having studied it for just as long, KSchad decided to join the ever growing community of reviewers on the internet. Originally exclusive to Facebook (which you can still follow as Fatman Inc. It'll be the FIRST place to see video thumbnails before they appear in the videos), Minute Reviews can now be found on the ASSC Studios YouTube Channel. Don't forget to subscribe to the channel to see videos as they go live!

Featured Review

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey is a Bloody Good Time

WandaVision: Marvel Studios Phase 4 Begins (part 2)

Cobra Kai: The Karate Kid Update We Never Knew We Needed

The Mandalorian: So This is What Star Wars is Like

Pixar's Soul: Jamie Foxx and Tina Fey Shine in an Overall Bland Film

The Little Things: Jared Leto, Denzel Washington & Rami Malek Star

Utopia 2020: Too Much in Too Little Time

Peppermint: Like Every Revenge Flick Out There, but with Jennifer Garner

The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: Kiernan Shipka Leads an Amazing Cast

Judas and the Black Messiah: The First Truly Great Film of 2021

I Care A Lot: The Black Comedy That Wasn't

Netflix's Dark: Time Travel At its Finest...Then At its Worst...

Tom & Jerry 2021: A Tom & Jerry Movie That's Not Really About Them

Mulan 2020: Live Action Doesn't Always Mean Better

Coming 2 America: Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall Still Got It

The Crown: It Sucks To Be A Royal

Zack Snyder's Justice League: The Movie We Deserved All Along

Godzilla vs Kong: There's Only One True King

Thunder Force: Netflix Gets Into the Superhero Game

Llamageddon: Space Llama on a Rampage

Ancient Evil - Scream of the Mummy: More Like Yawn of the Mummy

Attack of the Killer Donuts: One Bite and You're Done

Birdemic - Shock & Terror: Filmmaking at it's Worst

Jason X: The Worst of the Friday the 13th Franchise

Troll 2: A Bad Movie Classic

Killer Piñata: Revenge for All Piñatas!

Mortal Kombat 2021: At Least the Fight Scenes Were Epic...

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier: The MCU Continues to Expand

Stowaway: Anna Kendrick's Career Defining Performance

Tom Clancy's Without Remorse: As Generic as They Come

Things Heard & Seen: Head-Scratching Horror

Spiral - From the Book of Saw: The Sequel We Didn't Really Need

Those Who Wish Me Dead

The Woman in the Window

Zack Snyder's Army of the Dead

A Quiet Place Part 2: A Sequel Worthy of It's Predecessor

Cruella: The Disney Origin Story I Didn't Know I Needed

The Mighty Ducks Game Changers: The Show I Never Knew I Needed

The Conjuring The Devil Made Me Do It

Awake: Gina Rodriguez Will Put You to Sleep

In the Heights: The Musical is Still Going Strong

Wish Dragon: I Wish...

Disney & Pixar Luca

The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard: Just...Why?

Fatherhood: Kevin Hart Can Be Dramatic?

F9 The Fast Saga: Still Pretty Furious, But Not So Fast

The Ice Road: It's Liam Neeson vs. A Lot of Ice

Raya and the Last Dragon: Is Disney Still the Animation King?

The Forever Purge: Bigger, Badder, but Not Necessarily Better

The Tomorrow War: Cool Action Can't Make Up For Bad Story

Marvel's Black Widow: 10 Years Too Late, But...

Loki Season 1: The Best of MCU TV So Far

Space Jam A New Legacy: An Insult to the Original

Escape Room Tournament of Champions: I Almost Escaped the Theater...

Gunpowder Milkshake: Karen Gillan Leads a Stylized Action Film

R.L. Stine's Fear Street: Horror Done Right

M. Night Shyamalan's Old: More Twists, Less Turns

George A Romero's The Amusement Park! Romero's Most Haunting Film

Disney's Jungle Cruise: A Boring Theme Park Ride Becomes An Action Movie

The Suicide Squad: The DCEU Movie We've Been Waiting For

Willy's Wonderland: Nicolas Cage's Weirdest Movie Yet

Free Guy: The Best Video Game Movie That's Not A Real Game

Respect: Jennifer Hudson Shines in a Standard Biopic

Don't Breathe 2: Just Breathe...You'll Be Fine

Candyman 2021: The Legend Continues

Reminiscence: Let's Play the Memory Game

Sweet Girl: Aquaman vs. Big Pharma

The Night House: A Really Dark, Really Well Done Film

The Protege: More Maggie Q Please

Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings: A New Era of the MCU

Beckett: Good Acting Can't Save a Boring Film

Superman & Lois Season 1: Superman Done Right

Malignant: James Wan Returns to Horror

Kate: Mary Elizabeth Winstead Stars in Crank

Cry Macho: At Least Clint Eastwood's Great...

Venom Let There Be Carnage: Oh Yeah, There's Carnage...

The Many Saints of Newark: The Sopranos Are Still Alive and Well

No Time to Die: Daniel Craig's Final Mission as James Bond

Welcome to the Blumhouse: Bingo Hell & Black as Night - Two Totally Different Films

Psycho Goreman: It's Weird, it's a Little Deranged...and it's Amazing!

There's Someone Inside Your House: A Decent, But Generic Slasher

Halloween Kills: The Rampage of Michael Myers Continues

Welcome to Blumhouse: The Manor & Madres - Not Great, but Acceptable

Dune 2021: A Visually Stunning, Well Acted Cinematic Masterpiece

The Lair of the White Worm: What the Hell Did I Just Watch?

Zorro, the Gay Blade: George Hamilton Stars in the Best...Zorro Movie...Ever

Ghostbusters Afterlife: ALL THE EMOTIONS!

The Eternals! The MCU's First Real Stinker

Resident Evil Welcome to Raccoon City: Very Game Accurate...Except the Characters

Spider-Man No Way Home: The Greatest...Spider-Man Movie...Ever

The Matrix Resurrections: Keanu Reeves Still Knows King Fu

Minute Reviews Quick Thoughts Ep. 1


Jackass Forever: Johnny Knoxville & the Boys Are At It Again

The Book of Boba Fett: The Star Wars Universe Continues to Expand

Minute Review Quick Thoughts Episode 2

Peacemaker: Give Peace a F*&$ing Chance

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022: The Franchise That Just Won't Die

Uncharted: Based on the Game in Name Only

The Batman: A Batman Fanatic's Thoughts

Turning Red: Is Pixar Still the Animation King?

Minute Review Quick Thoughts Ep. 3

Minute Review Quick Thoughts Ep. 4

Morbius...the Boring Vampire

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Expands the Sonic-Verse

Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore is Boring as F****

The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent is Nicolas Cage at His Best

Minute Review Quick Thoughts Ep. 5

History Comes to Life in Marvel's Moon Knight

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness Massively Expands the MCU (spoiler free)

Firestarter (2022) Fails to Ignite

Stranger Things 4 pt. 1 Will Keep You at the Edge of Your Seat

Minute Review Quick Thoughts Ep. 6

Top Gun Maverick and Tom Cruise EXCEEDS Expectations

Jurassic World Dominion is a Fitting End to the Saga

Crimes of the Future 2022 is Really F***ing Weird

Lightyear is Missing Something (Hint: it's Tim Allen)

Obi-Wan Kenobi Expands Star Wars and Keeps You at the Edge of Your Seat

The Black Phone is Well Crafted Horror

Umbrella Academy Season 3 Packs A Lot into 10 Episodes

Beavis & Butt-Head do the Universe is an Instant Classic

Minute Review Quick Thoughts Ep. 7

Stranger Things 4 Pt. 2 is Pure Intensity

Thor Love and Thunder is the Second Best Thor Movie

The Boys season 3 is Depraved, Bloody...and Awesome

Ms. Marvel Brings More Fun to the MCU

Where the Crawdads Sing is Just...Not...Good

Hollywood Still Doesn't Know How to Handle Resident Evil

Jordan Peele's Nope is Another Horror Classic

Quick Thoughts Ep. 8

DC League of Super Pets is Fun for Everyone

Paper Girls is Sci Fi and Teen Drama Done Right

What Bullet Train Lacks in Story it Makes Up for in a Great Cast and Awesome Action

The Sandman is the Most Faithful Comic Book Adaptation...EVER

Locke & Key Goes Out with a Whimper...and Bode is Still an Annoying Little $h!t

Better Call Saul Goes Out on Top as the Best Show on Television

A League of their Own (2022) Sets Itself Apart from its 1992 Predecessor

Quick Thoughts Ep. 9

Sylvester Stallone's Samaritan is the Superhero Movie You Haven't Been Waiting For

Only Murders in the Building is Simply Amazing

Pinocchio 2022 is as Wooden as the Puppet Itself

Cobra Kai Continues to be Insanely Good

Clerks 3 is the Perfect Ending to Kevin Smith's Story

Viola Davis Shines in the Woman King

Do Revenge is Strangers on a Train...But in High School

Don't Worry Darling Starts Out Strong But Ultimately Falls Flat

Quick Thoughts Ep. 10

The Munsters (2022) is Mediocre...At Best

Hocus Pocus 2 is as Fun as the Original, but Certainly Not Better

Ana de Armas Shines in Blonde, But...

Smile is Disturbing Horror with a Powerful Lead in Sosie Bacon

My Best Friend's Exorcism Adds Nothing New to Exorcism Movies

Mr. Harrigan's Phone is Boring as F*$!

Marvel's Werewolf by Night Brings Horror to the MCU

Amsterdam has the Talent, but is that Enough to Make a Great Film?

Hellraiser (2022) is Acceptable

The Midnight Club is like Are You Afraid of the Dark...But with Sick Kids

Beavis & Butt-Head are Still Stupid, and it's Totally Awesome

She-Hulk Attorney at Law Doesn't Deserve all the Hate

Halloween Ends Actually ENDS the Franchise

The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power is Slow, Yet Exciting

The Watcher Has Too Many Plot Threads

Till is an Emotional Masterpiece

The Curse of Bridge Hollow is Kinda Fun, but Unfunny

The School for Good and Evil is a Bad Harry Potter Ripoff

Black Adam Expands the DCEU, but Not Much Else

Terrifier 2 is Disturbing, F***ed Up...and Pretty Awesome

House of the Dragon Will Remind You of When Game of Thrones was Good

The Banshees of Inisherin is a Well Done Comedic Drama

Star Wars Tales of the Jedi Helps Fill in Some a Good Way

Run Sweetheart Run is Better than Expected

Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities Has Ups and Downs, but Overall Well Done

Halloween (1978) is an All-Time Classic

Wendell & Wild Brings Key & Peele Back Together for Some Fun

Jessica Chastain and Eddie Redmayne Shine in The Good Nurse

Enola Holmes 2 Brings a Bit of History to Life

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story is Weird Al's Ultimate Parody

The Devil's Hour Can Be Confusing, But...

Netflix's Blockbuster is Painfully Unfunny

The Bastard Son & the Devil Himself is Actually Really Good

My Father's Dragon is Fun for Everyone

Black Panther Wakanda Forever Stands Out as the Best MCU Entry this Year

Elizabeth Debicki Shines in an Overall Bland Season 5 of The Crown

The English is Brilliantly Made, but the Story May Put You to Sleep...

A Christmas Story Christmas is Unnecessary, but Still Worth Watching

Cannibal Lovers in Bones and All

The Menu Serves Up Something Great from Beginning to End

Dead to Me is One of Netflix's Best Shows

She Said Takes Down Harvey Weinstein

If You Don't Pay Attention, Netflix's 1899 Will Leave You Clueless

Andor Continues the Trend of Great Star Wars Shows

Strange World is Disney's Latest Fun Adventure

Jenna Ortega is the Perfect Wednesday Addams! Plus the Show is Great

The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special is Literally Perfect

Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story is Incredibly Disturbing, but I Can't Look Away

Screw the Critics; Slumberland is Actually a Fun Movie

The Mighty Ducks Game Changers Loses its Magic in Season 2

Titans Season 4 Part 1 is Good, but I'm Still Gonna Nitpick

Violent Night is a Violent Good Time

Troll (2022) is a Monster Movie Done Right

Chloe Grace Moretz Shines in Sci Fi Thriller The Peripheral

Emma Corrin is Amazing in Lady Chatterley's Lover (2022)

Guillermo Del Toro Gives Us the Pinocchio we Deserve

Night at the Museum Kahmunrah Rises Again is Great for the Kids

Something from Tiffany's is as Generic as They Come

Empire of Light Tells Us Movies are Magic, but Fails to Show Us

The Santa Clauses is Great for Kids and a Bit of Nostalgia...but Not Much Else

Avatar: The Way of Water May be the Most Beautiful Film Ever Made

The Recruit Starts with a Whimper, but Ends with a Bang

Prime Video's Nanny is Well Done, but Ultimately Depressing

Just Give Brendan Fraser the Oscar NOW for his Performance in The Whale

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery is Simply Brillian

Three Pines Makes for Great Television

Minute Review Quick Thoughts: Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical is Actually Really Fun

White Noise Can't Decide What Kind of Movie it Wants to Be

Kaleidoscope Has an Interesting Structure to it

M3GAN is Basically Just a Fancy Chucky

Doom Patrol is the Best that DC Studios has to Offer on Television

Sylvester Stallone Proves He's Still Got It with Tulsa King

The Pale Blue Eye has Edgar Allan Poe in an Intriguing Mystery

The Rig (2023) is Just Head-Scratching...

Willow (1988) Was Ahead of its Time, but Could be Seen as Laughable Today

Willow (2022) Overall Disappoints in its First Season

Plane is Surprisingly Good

Tom Hanks is Grumpy Yet Amazing in A Man Called Otto

That 90s Show is a Worthy Update to That 70s Show

Lots of Mystery, Twists & Turns in Missing

Women Talking is a Powerful Film

Anna Kendrick is Amazing in Alice, Darling

I Have No Idea What's Happening in Shanty Town

Mia Goth Shines in Weird Infinity Pool

You People Has the Talent But Still Disappoints

Jennifer Coolidge Steals the Show in Fun Shotgun Wedding

Lockwood & Co. is Fun Paranormal Mystery

Batista SHINES in M Night Shyamalan's Knock at the Cabin

Age is But a Number in 80 for Brady

Jessica Watson's Sailing Record Comes to Life in True Spirit

National Treasure: Edge of History is Just...Not Good...

Velma is Just Bad

Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey is a Bloody Good Time

Liam Neeson Stars in Well-Acted but Boring Marlowe

Kang the Conqueror Steals the Show in Ant-Man & the Wasp Quantumania

Cocaine Bear is Ridiculous Fun

God Meets Hippies in Jesus Revolution

We Have A Ghost is a Generic but Fun Ghost Story

Christoph Waltz is Weird Yet Brilliant in The Consultant

It's Killmonger vs Kang the Conqueror in Creed 3 

Hugh Grant and Aubrey Plaza Shine in Operation Fortune

The Ridiculousness of History in Mel Brooks History of the World Part 2

Natasha Lyonne is Brilliant in Guest Star Filled Poker Face

Scream 6 Shows That the Franchise Still Has a Lot to Give

65 (Million Years Ago) Isn't as Fun as it Looks

The Last of Us is a Video Game Adaptation Done Right

Champions Teaches You How to Be a Good Person

Netflix's You is Binge-Worthy Television

Shazam! Fury of the Gods is Just as Fun as the First Film

Willem Dafoe is Brilliant in Inside

Boston Strangler Isn't as Compelling as it Should Be

Swarm is Shockingly Good (featuring Billie Eilish as a Cult Leader!)

The Magician's Elephant is Fun for Everyone

2023 Minute Reviews Coming Soon! *Updated as Release Dates are Announced*

John Wick Chapter 4, Star Wars: The Bad Batch Season 2, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, The Super Mario Bros. Movie, Renfield, Evil Dead Rise, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, Fast X, The Little Mermaid 2023, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, Tranformers: Rise of the Beasts, Elemental, The Blackening, The Flash, Indiana Jones & the Dial of Destiny, Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part 1, Oppenheimer, Barbie, The Marvels, The Haunted Mansion, Blue Beetle, Kraven the Hunter, Untitled Exorcist Sequel, Saw X, Dune Part 2, The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, Wish, Wonka, Ghostbusters: Afterlife Sequel, Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

2023 Quick Thoughts Reviews Coming Soon! *Updated as Release Dates are Announced*

A Good Person, The Night Agent, Daisy Jones and the Six, Chevelier, Strays, Insidious: Fear the Dark, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem, The Meg 2: The Trench, The Last Voyage of the Demeter, Gran Turismo, The Equalizer 3, The Nun 2, A Haunting in Venice, The Expendables 4, The Color Purple