Formally known as One Sentence Reviews (Test Run, Season 1, Season 2 pt. 1, Season 2 pt. 2, 12 Days of Christmas), Minute Reviews was created by KSchad. Having a love of movies and television his whole life, and having studied it for just as long, KSchad decided to join the ever growing community of reviewers on the internet. Originally exclusive to Facebook (which you can still follow as Fatman Inc. It'll be the FIRST place to see video thumbnails before they appear in the videos), Minute Reviews can now be found on the ASSC Studios YouTube Channel. Don't forget to subscribe to the channel to see videos as they go live!
Featured Review
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey is a Bloody Good Time
WandaVision: Marvel Studios Phase 4 Begins (part 2)
Cobra Kai: The Karate Kid Update We Never Knew We Needed
The Mandalorian: So This is What Star Wars is Like
Pixar's Soul: Jamie Foxx and Tina Fey Shine in an Overall Bland Film
The Little Things: Jared Leto, Denzel Washington & Rami Malek Star
Utopia 2020: Too Much in Too Little Time
Peppermint: Like Every Revenge Flick Out There, but with Jennifer Garner
The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina: Kiernan Shipka Leads an Amazing Cast
Judas and the Black Messiah: The First Truly Great Film of 2021
I Care A Lot: The Black Comedy That Wasn't
Netflix's Dark: Time Travel At its Finest...Then At its Worst...
Tom & Jerry 2021: A Tom & Jerry Movie That's Not Really About Them
Mulan 2020: Live Action Doesn't Always Mean Better
Coming 2 America: Eddie Murphy and Arsenio Hall Still Got It
The Crown: It Sucks To Be A Royal
Zack Snyder's Justice League: The Movie We Deserved All Along
Godzilla vs Kong: There's Only One True King
Thunder Force: Netflix Gets Into the Superhero Game
Llamageddon: Space Llama on a Rampage
Ancient Evil - Scream of the Mummy: More Like Yawn of the Mummy
Attack of the Killer Donuts: One Bite and You're Done
Birdemic - Shock & Terror: Filmmaking at it's Worst
Jason X: The Worst of the Friday the 13th Franchise
Killer Piñata: Revenge for All Piñatas!
Mortal Kombat 2021: At Least the Fight Scenes Were Epic...
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier: The MCU Continues to Expand
Stowaway: Anna Kendrick's Career Defining Performance
Tom Clancy's Without Remorse: As Generic as They Come
Things Heard & Seen: Head-Scratching Horror
Spiral - From the Book of Saw: The Sequel We Didn't Really Need
Zack Snyder's Army of the Dead
A Quiet Place Part 2: A Sequel Worthy of It's Predecessor
Cruella: The Disney Origin Story I Didn't Know I Needed
The Mighty Ducks Game Changers: The Show I Never Knew I Needed
The Conjuring The Devil Made Me Do It
Awake: Gina Rodriguez Will Put You to Sleep
In the Heights: The Musical is Still Going Strong
The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard: Just...Why?
Fatherhood: Kevin Hart Can Be Dramatic?
F9 The Fast Saga: Still Pretty Furious, But Not So Fast
The Ice Road: It's Liam Neeson vs. A Lot of Ice
Raya and the Last Dragon: Is Disney Still the Animation King?
The Forever Purge: Bigger, Badder, but Not Necessarily Better
The Tomorrow War: Cool Action Can't Make Up For Bad Story
Marvel's Black Widow: 10 Years Too Late, But...
Loki Season 1: The Best of MCU TV So Far
Space Jam A New Legacy: An Insult to the Original
Escape Room Tournament of Champions: I Almost Escaped the Theater...
Gunpowder Milkshake: Karen Gillan Leads a Stylized Action Film
R.L. Stine's Fear Street: Horror Done Right
M. Night Shyamalan's Old: More Twists, Less Turns
George A Romero's The Amusement Park! Romero's Most Haunting Film
Disney's Jungle Cruise: A Boring Theme Park Ride Becomes An Action Movie
The Suicide Squad: The DCEU Movie We've Been Waiting For
Willy's Wonderland: Nicolas Cage's Weirdest Movie Yet
Free Guy: The Best Video Game Movie That's Not A Real Game
Respect: Jennifer Hudson Shines in a Standard Biopic
Don't Breathe 2: Just Breathe...You'll Be Fine
Candyman 2021: The Legend Continues
Reminiscence: Let's Play the Memory Game
Sweet Girl: Aquaman vs. Big Pharma
The Night House: A Really Dark, Really Well Done Film
The Protege: More Maggie Q Please
Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings: A New Era of the MCU
Beckett: Good Acting Can't Save a Boring Film
Superman & Lois Season 1: Superman Done Right
Malignant: James Wan Returns to Horror
Kate: Mary Elizabeth Winstead Stars in Crank
Cry Macho: At Least Clint Eastwood's Great...
Venom Let There Be Carnage: Oh Yeah, There's Carnage...
The Many Saints of Newark: The Sopranos Are Still Alive and Well
No Time to Die: Daniel Craig's Final Mission as James Bond
Welcome to the Blumhouse: Bingo Hell & Black as Night - Two Totally Different Films
Psycho Goreman: It's Weird, it's a Little Deranged...and it's Amazing!
There's Someone Inside Your House: A Decent, But Generic Slasher
Halloween Kills: The Rampage of Michael Myers Continues
Welcome to Blumhouse: The Manor & Madres - Not Great, but Acceptable
Dune 2021: A Visually Stunning, Well Acted Cinematic Masterpiece
The Lair of the White Worm: What the Hell Did I Just Watch?
Zorro, the Gay Blade: George Hamilton Stars in the Best...Zorro Movie...Ever
Ghostbusters Afterlife: ALL THE EMOTIONS!
The Eternals! The MCU's First Real Stinker
Resident Evil Welcome to Raccoon City: Very Game Accurate...Except the Characters
Spider-Man No Way Home: The Greatest...Spider-Man Movie...Ever
The Matrix Resurrections: Keanu Reeves Still Knows King Fu
Minute Reviews Quick Thoughts Ep. 1
Scream 2022: EVERYBODY'S A SUSPECT
Jackass Forever: Johnny Knoxville & the Boys Are At It Again
The Book of Boba Fett: The Star Wars Universe Continues to Expand
Minute Review Quick Thoughts Episode 2
Peacemaker: Give Peace a F*&$ing Chance
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022: The Franchise That Just Won't Die
Uncharted: Based on the Game in Name Only
The Batman: A Batman Fanatic's Thoughts
Turning Red: Is Pixar Still the Animation King?
Minute Review Quick Thoughts Ep. 3
Minute Review Quick Thoughts Ep. 4
Sonic the Hedgehog 2 Expands the Sonic-Verse
Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore is Boring as F****
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent is Nicolas Cage at His Best
Minute Review Quick Thoughts Ep. 5
History Comes to Life in Marvel's Moon Knight
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness Massively Expands the MCU (spoiler free)
Firestarter (2022) Fails to Ignite
Stranger Things 4 pt. 1 Will Keep You at the Edge of Your Seat
Minute Review Quick Thoughts Ep. 6
Top Gun Maverick and Tom Cruise EXCEEDS Expectations
Jurassic World Dominion is a Fitting End to the Saga
Crimes of the Future 2022 is Really F***ing Weird
Lightyear is Missing Something (Hint: it's Tim Allen)
Obi-Wan Kenobi Expands Star Wars and Keeps You at the Edge of Your Seat
The Black Phone is Well Crafted Horror
Umbrella Academy Season 3 Packs A Lot into 10 Episodes
Beavis & Butt-Head do the Universe is an Instant Classic
Minute Review Quick Thoughts Ep. 7
Stranger Things 4 Pt. 2 is Pure Intensity
Thor Love and Thunder is the Second Best Thor Movie
The Boys season 3 is Depraved, Bloody...and Awesome
Ms. Marvel Brings More Fun to the MCU
Where the Crawdads Sing is Just...Not...Good
Hollywood Still Doesn't Know How to Handle Resident Evil
Jordan Peele's Nope is Another Horror Classic
DC League of Super Pets is Fun for Everyone
Paper Girls is Sci Fi and Teen Drama Done Right
What Bullet Train Lacks in Story it Makes Up for in a Great Cast and Awesome Action
The Sandman is the Most Faithful Comic Book Adaptation...EVER
Locke & Key Goes Out with a Whimper...and Bode is Still an Annoying Little $h!t
Better Call Saul Goes Out on Top as the Best Show on Television
A League of their Own (2022) Sets Itself Apart from its 1992 Predecessor
Sylvester Stallone's Samaritan is the Superhero Movie You Haven't Been Waiting For
Only Murders in the Building is Simply Amazing
Pinocchio 2022 is as Wooden as the Puppet Itself
Cobra Kai Continues to be Insanely Good
Clerks 3 is the Perfect Ending to Kevin Smith's Story
Viola Davis Shines in the Woman King
Do Revenge is Strangers on a Train...But in High School
Don't Worry Darling Starts Out Strong But Ultimately Falls Flat
The Munsters (2022) is Mediocre...At Best
Hocus Pocus 2 is as Fun as the Original, but Certainly Not Better
Ana de Armas Shines in Blonde, But...
Smile is Disturbing Horror with a Powerful Lead in Sosie Bacon
My Best Friend's Exorcism Adds Nothing New to Exorcism Movies
Mr. Harrigan's Phone is Boring as F*$!
Marvel's Werewolf by Night Brings Horror to the MCU
Amsterdam has the Talent, but is that Enough to Make a Great Film?
Hellraiser (2022) is Acceptable
The Midnight Club is like Are You Afraid of the Dark...But with Sick Kids
Beavis & Butt-Head are Still Stupid, and it's Totally Awesome
She-Hulk Attorney at Law Doesn't Deserve all the Hate
Halloween Ends Actually ENDS the Franchise
The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power is Slow, Yet Exciting
The Watcher Has Too Many Plot Threads
Till is an Emotional Masterpiece
The Curse of Bridge Hollow is Kinda Fun, but Unfunny
The School for Good and Evil is a Bad Harry Potter Ripoff
Black Adam Expands the DCEU, but Not Much Else
Terrifier 2 is Disturbing, F***ed Up...and Pretty Awesome
House of the Dragon Will Remind You of When Game of Thrones was Good
The Banshees of Inisherin is a Well Done Comedic Drama
Star Wars Tales of the Jedi Helps Fill in Some Blanks...in a Good Way
Run Sweetheart Run is Better than Expected
Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities Has Ups and Downs, but Overall Well Done
Halloween (1978) is an All-Time Classic
Wendell & Wild Brings Key & Peele Back Together for Some Fun
Jessica Chastain and Eddie Redmayne Shine in The Good Nurse
Enola Holmes 2 Brings a Bit of History to Life
Weird: The Al Yankovic Story is Weird Al's Ultimate Parody
The Devil's Hour Can Be Confusing, But...
Netflix's Blockbuster is Painfully Unfunny
The Bastard Son & the Devil Himself is Actually Really Good
My Father's Dragon is Fun for Everyone
Black Panther Wakanda Forever Stands Out as the Best MCU Entry this Year
Elizabeth Debicki Shines in an Overall Bland Season 5 of The Crown
The English is Brilliantly Made, but the Story May Put You to Sleep...
A Christmas Story Christmas is Unnecessary, but Still Worth Watching
Cannibal Lovers in Bones and All
The Menu Serves Up Something Great from Beginning to End
Dead to Me is One of Netflix's Best Shows
She Said Takes Down Harvey Weinstein
If You Don't Pay Attention, Netflix's 1899 Will Leave You Clueless
Andor Continues the Trend of Great Star Wars Shows
Strange World is Disney's Latest Fun Adventure
Jenna Ortega is the Perfect Wednesday Addams! Plus the Show is Great
The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special is Literally Perfect
Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story is Incredibly Disturbing, but I Can't Look Away
Screw the Critics; Slumberland is Actually a Fun Movie
The Mighty Ducks Game Changers Loses its Magic in Season 2
Titans Season 4 Part 1 is Good, but I'm Still Gonna Nitpick
Violent Night is a Violent Good Time
Troll (2022) is a Monster Movie Done Right
Chloe Grace Moretz Shines in Sci Fi Thriller The Peripheral
Emma Corrin is Amazing in Lady Chatterley's Lover (2022)
Guillermo Del Toro Gives Us the Pinocchio we Deserve
Night at the Museum Kahmunrah Rises Again is Great for the Kids
Something from Tiffany's is as Generic as They Come
Empire of Light Tells Us Movies are Magic, but Fails to Show Us
The Santa Clauses is Great for Kids and a Bit of Nostalgia...but Not Much Else
Avatar: The Way of Water May be the Most Beautiful Film Ever Made
The Recruit Starts with a Whimper, but Ends with a Bang
Prime Video's Nanny is Well Done, but Ultimately Depressing
Just Give Brendan Fraser the Oscar NOW for his Performance in The Whale
Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery is Simply Brilliant
Three Pines Makes for Great Television
Minute Review Quick Thoughts: Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical is Actually Really Fun
White Noise Can't Decide What Kind of Movie it Wants to Be
Kaleidoscope Has an Interesting Structure to it
M3GAN is Basically Just a Fancy Chucky
Doom Patrol is the Best that DC Studios has to Offer on Television
Sylvester Stallone Proves He's Still Got It with Tulsa King
The Pale Blue Eye has Edgar Allan Poe in an Intriguing Mystery
The Rig (2023) is Just Head-Scratching...
Willow (1988) Was Ahead of its Time, but Could be Seen as Laughable Today
Willow (2022) Overall Disappoints in its First Season
Tom Hanks is Grumpy Yet Amazing in A Man Called Otto
That 90s Show is a Worthy Update to That 70s Show
Lots of Mystery, Twists & Turns in Missing
Women Talking is a Powerful Film
Anna Kendrick is Amazing in Alice, Darling
I Have No Idea What's Happening in Shanty Town
Mia Goth Shines in Weird Infinity Pool
You People Has the Talent But Still Disappoints
Jennifer Coolidge Steals the Show in Fun Shotgun Wedding
Lockwood & Co. is Fun Paranormal Mystery
Batista SHINES in M Night Shyamalan's Knock at the Cabin
Age is But a Number in 80 for Brady
Jessica Watson's Sailing Record Comes to Life in True Spirit
National Treasure: Edge of History is Just...Not Good...
Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey is a Bloody Good Time
Liam Neeson Stars in Well-Acted but Boring Marlowe
Kang the Conqueror Steals the Show in Ant-Man & the Wasp Quantumania
Cocaine Bear is Ridiculous Fun
God Meets Hippies in Jesus Revolution
We Have A Ghost is a Generic but Fun Ghost Story
Christoph Waltz is Weird Yet Brilliant in The Consultant
It's Killmonger vs Kang the Conqueror in Creed 3
Hugh Grant and Aubrey Plaza Shine in Operation Fortune
The Ridiculousness of History in Mel Brooks History of the World Part 2
Natasha Lyonne is Brilliant in Guest Star Filled Poker Face
Scream 6 Shows That the Franchise Still Has a Lot to Give
65 (Million Years Ago) Isn't as Fun as it Looks
The Last of Us is a Video Game Adaptation Done Right
Champions Teaches You How to Be a Good Person
Netflix's You is Binge-Worthy Television
Shazam! Fury of the Gods is Just as Fun as the First Film
Willem Dafoe is Brilliant in Inside
Boston Strangler Isn't as Compelling as it Should Be
Swarm is Shockingly Good (featuring Billie Eilish as a Cult Leader!)
The Magician's Elephant is Fun for Everyone
2023 Minute Reviews Coming Soon! *Updated as Release Dates are Announced*
John Wick Chapter 4, Star Wars: The Bad Batch Season 2, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, The Super Mario Bros. Movie, Renfield, Evil Dead Rise, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, Fast X, The Little Mermaid 2023, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, Tranformers: Rise of the Beasts, Elemental, The Blackening, The Flash, Indiana Jones & the Dial of Destiny, Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part 1, Oppenheimer, Barbie, The Marvels, The Haunted Mansion, Blue Beetle, Kraven the Hunter, Untitled Exorcist Sequel, Saw X, Dune Part 2, The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, Wish, Wonka, Ghostbusters: Afterlife Sequel, Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
2023 Quick Thoughts Reviews Coming Soon! *Updated as Release Dates are Announced*
A Good Person, The Night Agent, Daisy Jones and the Six, Chevelier, Strays, Insidious: Fear the Dark, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem, The Meg 2: The Trench, The Last Voyage of the Demeter, Gran Turismo, The Equalizer 3, The Nun 2, A Haunting in Venice, The Expendables 4, The Color Purple