May 19 (KSchad)

Did we need a reboot of The Strangers? Not really, but here it is anyway. Check out the Quick Thoughts Review of The Strangers Chapter 1!

May 18 (KSchad)

A new Fatman Inc. Movie Review is live! Check out the review of IF

May 17 (KSchad)

$150,000 a year to pick cranberries? What's the catch??

May 16 (KSchad)

Frying chicken in water? No no. That's called boiling UPDATE (Shadow) Slandering ASSC Studios in an interview? Yes yes. That's called a wicked new ASSC Studios: The Sprite Comic.

May 15 (KSchad)

It's Wednesday, and you know what that means! Check out the new Craptacular Horror Movie Review of Sharktopus!

May 14 (KSchad)

9 times outta 10, this is what's happening in my brain

May 13 (KSchad)

Replace the word "problem" with "opportunity." UPDATE (Shadow) Giving another glimpse of the upcoming interview of the summer. Seems familiar doesn't it? 

May 12 (KSchad)

When the Fire Burns Below, it's time to see the doctor

May 11 (KSchad)

A review other than a Quick Thoughts? Today, hell yeah! Check out the Fatman Inc. Movie Review of Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes!

May 10 (KSchad)

Oh hai Jesus. Wine pleaseUPDATE (Shadow) KSchad has Jesus I have Jadis in this new ASSC Studios. Maybe someday I'll loop back to Jesus and Jadis sounding similar. 

May 9 (KSchad)

*sigh of relief* At least she didn't say comics (

May 8th (KSchad)

It's Wednesday, and you know what that means! Check out the new Craptacular Horror Movie Review of 2016's Forsaken!

May 7th (KSchad)

A new way to eat Lucky Charms? I call bull$h!t UPDATE (Shadow) The Election Center has been updated. Spoiler alert it's the same map from March 25/3.

May 6th (KSchad)

Got another Quick Thoughts heading your way. Check out the review of Unfrosted!

Revenge of the [May] 5th (KSchad)

Seems I forgot to update yesterday lol. Here is yesterday's Quick Thoughts on The Fall Guy, and today's review of Tarot

May the Fourth be with you (Shadow)
It's May the Fourth so of course I put Darth Mew in today's new ASSC Studios.

May 3 (KSchad)

Had a little trouble with the site yesterday, but a text to Shadow today got it all squared away! So here is yesterday's Quick Thoughts on Humane, and today's short about Batman and the Avengers. Man, Marvel fans are easy to trigger 🤣

May 1 (KSchad)

It's Wednesday, and you know what that means! Check out the new Craptacular Horror Review of 2015's Martyrs UPDATE (Shadow) A new ASSC Studios inching use closer to that wicked interview this summer. 

April 30 (KSchad)

More Quick Thoughts coming your way! Check out the review of Dead Boy Detectives

April 29 Pink Day (KSchad)

Another review coming 'atcha! Check out the Quick Thoughts of Knuckles

April 28 Yellow Day (Shadow)
This new ASSC Studios was a little hard to incorporate today's Cult Week color day into but I managed. UPDATE (KSchad) Got another Quick Thoughts for ya! Check out the review of Boy Kills World

April 27 Blue Day (KSchad)

A new Quick Thoughts heading your way! Check out the review of Challengers!

April 26 Green Day(KSchad)

Drugs are bad, m'kay

April 25 White Day (KSchad)

People are...creative. Check out this New Way to Make Pasta UPDATE (Shadow) Happy Cult Week! Let's celebrate White Day with a new ASSC Studios. Things sure seem wicked and she sure seems Jaded.

April 24 Red Day (KSchad)

It's Wednesday, and you know what that means! Check out the new Craptacular Horror Movie Review of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!

April 23 Black Day (KSchad)

Rebel Moon Part 2 released on Netflix this past weekend. And it's just as meh as Part 1. Check out the Quick Thoughts Movie Review!

April 22 (KSchad)

More Quick Thoughts is here, and this movie was f******* weird. Check out the review of Sasquatch Sunset! UPDATE (Shadow) Can't believe it's already time to start setting up the summer event. Something wicked will be coming to ASSC Studios this summer and the prelude starts here.

April 21 (KSchad)

Another Quick Thoughts Movie Review is live! Check out the review of Abigail!

April 20 (KSchad)

Happy 420! I hope everyone left munchies out for Rob Van Dam last night. Anyway, check out the new Quick Thoughts on The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare!

April 19 (KSchad)

Another Quick Thoughts heading your way! Check out the review of Sting. UPDATE (Shadow) This new UNSINKABLE: Retold brought you by THE RAGE I HAVE FOR THE NEW PAINT. *ahem*

April 18 (KSchad)

Lots of reviews this week. Got another one heading your way! Check out the Quick Thoughts of Arcadian!

April 17 (KSchad)

It's Wednesday, and you know what that means! Check out the new Craptacular Horror Movie Review on the WWE film See No Evil!

April 16 (KSchad)

Who knew you could turn an RPG game into a practically perfect show? Check out the Fatman Inc. TV Review of Fallout! UPDATE (Shadow) Election Center has been updated. January and February have been moved to the recent updates page. All of 2023 can still be found on our Past Updates/Archives Page but you will need to click on 2023 to see our December 2023 updates now.

April 15 (KSchad)

Has there not been enough Chucky and Annabelle content over the last 40 years? Put...the doll...BACK!

April 14 (KSchad)

Imma just be honest: I was hungover yesterday 🤣 So I forgot to update. Here is yesterday's Quick Thoughts on Civil War, and today's short about Standards

April 13 (Shadow)
A new Bidened discussing election garbage fire levels.

April 12 (KSchad)

The new AEW All Elite Crate has arrived! Check out the unboxing

April 11 (KSchad)

A new Quick Thoughts is here! Check out the review of Late Night with the Devil!

April 10 (KSchad)

It's Wednesday, and you know what that means! Check out the Craptacular Horror Movie Review of Birdemic 2: The Resurrection! UPDATE (Shadow) Finally finishing off Blaze's Origins.

April 9 (KSchad)

A new Quick Thoughts has gone live! Check out the review of The First Omen! And also check out the Fatman Inc. Movie & TV Reviews and Quick Thoughts pages under our video tab. They have both been updated with what's upcoming this month!

April 8 (KSchad)

Why waste time, when you can just throw that baby on the grill and eat?

April 7 (KSchad)

Don't drink this, drink that? I say...drink whatever you want! UPDATE (Shadow) We heard an eclipse will cast its shadow tomorrow so interrupt Blaze's origins for some Random Stupidity.

April 6 (KSchad)

A new Fatman Inc. Movie Review has gone live! Check out the review of Monkey Man

April 5 (KSchad)

What is YOUR biggest ick? This woman's? She can shut the hell up!

April 4 (KSchad)

Turning a Big Mac into a salad = healthy? UPDATE (Shadow) A new ASSC Origins is good for your sprite comic health!

April 3 (KSchad)

It's Wednesday, and you know what that means! Check out the latest Craptacular Horror Movie Review of When a Stranger Calls (2006)!

April 2 (KSchad)

Do you want Deadites? Cause this is how we get Deadites!

April 1 (KSchad)

All I can say is...what a time to be alive! UPDATE (Shadow) No joke, more of Blaze's origin in ASSC Origins.

March 31 (KSchad)

On this Easter Sunday, rejoice in JOE!!!!'s first appearance in a video in over a decade!

March 30 (KSchad)

Hollywood still hasn't learned that we don't give a $h!t about humans. We just want monster fights! Check out the Fatman Inc. Movie Review of Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire

March 29 (KSchad)

Silly Hollywood, Godzilla fears NOTHING! UPDATE (Shadow) Finally starting Blaze's ASSC Origins.

March 28 (KSchad)

Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 is a bloody good time! Like this one is legit good!

March 27 (KSchad)

It's Wednesday, and you know what that means: a new Craptacular Horror Movie Review! Just in time for Easter, check out the review of 1972's Night of the Lepus!

March 26 (Shadow)
The election center has been updated... UPDATE (KSchad) Speaking of updates: what is the greatest 5 seconds in cinematic history? The answer is simple

March 25 (KSchad)

A remake of Road House? If we must... Check out the Quick Thoughts Movie Review!

March 24 (KSchad)

Check out the new Quick Thoughts Movie Review of Immaculate!

March 23 (KSchad)

A new Fatman Inc. Movie Review has arrived! Check out the review of Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire UPDATE (Shadow) My whole idea behind Blaze's far future is that it's created by AI. In turn it is taking longer than it should to do an ASSC Origins arc about Blaze. In the meantime here is a Random Stupidity that briefly explains Blaze.

March 22 (KSchad)

Wanna know how to get off of work early? Check it out!

March 21 (KSchad)

Sometimes, you just need a good cry

March 20 (KSchad)

It's Wednesday, and you know what that means! Check out the new Craptacular Horror Movie Review of Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead! UPDATE (Shadow) After that check out the newest candidate in this Bidened.

March 19 (KSchad)

Apparently, swearing makes you live longer!

March 18 (KSchad)

The Last of Us taught us to not experiment with cordyceps. And yet this @$$hole... UPDATE (Shadow) The character battle is finally over in this new ASSC Studios. That was exhausting! Catch you in two days for the normal update cycle.

March 17 (KSchad)

Are you threatening me? (UPDATE) Shadow I'm not threatening you KSchad but it looks like our top two in our character battle are threatening each other in this new ASSC Studios. Don't forget to vote in our Instagram story or this form.

March 16 (KSchad)

When men go silent, what are we really thinking about? The answer is simpleUPDATE (Shadow) Our final four celebrates Maple Syrup Saturday in this new ASSC Studios. Don't forget to vote in our Instagram story or this form.

March 15 (KSchad)

Another Quick Thoughts heading your way! Told you I had a lot to catch up on. Check out the review of Love Lies BleedingUPDATE (Shadow) Our Elite Eight revealed in this new ASSC Studios. Don't forget to vote in our character battle on our Instagram story and this form.

March 14 - Pi Day (KSchad)

A new Quick Thoughts movie review is heading your way! Check out the review of Kung Fu Panda 4 UPDATE 1 (Shadow) A new Pi Day Random Stupidity as you wait for today's ASSC Studios Character Battle. UPDATE 2 (Shadow) Here is said ASSC Studios. Vote in our Instagram story or this form.

March 13 (Shadow) 

Our first half of our character battle's sweet sixteen starts in this new ASSC Studios. Don't forget to vote on our Instagram story or this formUPDATE (KSchad) It's Wednesday, and you know what that means! Check out the new Craptacular Horror Movie Review of 6 Souls aka Shelter!

March 12 (KSchad)

Another Quick Thoughts Movie Review heading your way! Check out the review of Imaginary. UPDATE (Shadow) After this ASSC Studios we're a quarter of the way through this year's character battle. Don't forget to vote in our Instagram Story or on this form

March 11 (Shadow) 

Far future meets bad future as the character battle continues in this new ASSC Studios. You can vote in our Instagram story or in this form. UPDATE (KSchad) Up next for Quick Thoughts: Netflix's Damsel!

March 10 (KSchad)

With me back from Atlanta, get ready for a bunch of movie reviews now that I can catch up on watching. Check out today's Quick Thoughts: Ricky Stanicky! UPDATE (Shadow) We keep on character battling in this new ASSC Studios. You can vote in our Instagram story or in this form.

March 9 (KSchad)

One last Atlanta update! Just confirming that I'm a Sexy Beast 🤣UPDATE (Shadow) The character battle is upon us! You can vote in our Instagram story or in this form.

March 8 (KSchad)

Busy day at the conference yesterday, so I didn't get a chance to post. Anyway, here are two new shorts: A New Way to Eat An Oreo? (approaching 16,000 views; my most viewed short yet!) and Alcohol for Breakfast? UPDATE (Shadow) The last eight characters for this year's character battle have been chosen in this new ASSC StudiosUPDATE (KSchad) Make that 23,000 views! My most viewed video period now!

March 6 (KSchad)

It's Wednesday, and you know what that means! A new Craptacular Horror Movie Review is live! Check out the review to 2007's Captivity

March 5 (KSchad)

I...am capable of great thingsUPDATE (Shadow) Tuesday update means the introduction of 4 of the 8 new characters mentioned in the upcoming character battle. You can catch them on today's post on our Instagram.

March 4 (KSchad)

The 9-5 sent me to a fancy conference in Atlanta, but don't worry...I have videos set to go live all week while I'm here! Like today's Quick Thoughts Movie Review of Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate

March 3 (KSchad)

Didn't get a chance to update yesterday, so here is the Fatman Inc. Movie Review of the masterpiece Dune Part 2! And today's Quick Thoughts...Netflix's Spaceman!

March 1 (KSchad)

Happy March! Another late update. The 9-5 has been killer lately 😂 Anyway, here is today's newest shortUPDATE (Shadow) Time to interrupt our character battle countdown with some Random Stupidity.

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